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Oyoooooooooooy haven't updated this in a while...and I'm under contractual obligations to do so....or so the publishing company in my dreams tell me!!! Gahhhhhh!!! I'm a loser. Anyway..the lengthy break was due to many unbearable pains caused by certain assholes. I love being stabbed in the back 3 times in a week by the same person. WE won't get into such bullshit though. I have more important things to talk about. How about this current burst of scary movies? Huh...HUHHHHH!!! Being the annoying conspiracy theorist I am, I have come up with an annoying conspiracy theory to explain this phenomenon. With all of this talk about our lovely govy scaring us into silent conformity, I can't help but wonder if their poison touch has grazed the film industry. I saw Sin City the other day..and every single preview was for a scary movie (with the exception of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy..which looks awesome!) Why? It's not Halloween..which is the standard time period for a plethora of horror flicks. These movies are pure shlock..and all remakes or sequels. There is no purpose for their creation. This is a stupid "I'm retarded and high" theory..but it's quite fucking bizarre. One of these movies has Paris Hilton in it. Whaaaaa??? That's all I have to say about that. I hate most movies anymore. It seems like a fat bastard shat them out and brushed the residue away and sent them to Jerry Bruckheimer. It's all epic battle films or slashers or fucking teen sex comedies. And all of the highly regarded films are fucking biopics or remakes of books. Don't get me wrong these movies are well made and enjoyable, but at the same time it's fucking annoying. Have an original thought somebody besides fucking Charlie Kaufman. I'm really partial to him..but jesus. What happened to when screenwriter's inspirations came from their own thoughts rather than only the lives of others or people's books or fucking comic books? I think working at Woelfel is making me mildly retarded. We have to say "We're conducting and important survey about shopping habits." This is a flat out lie. How can shopping habits in anyway be important? Then the tricky survey ends up being soley about fucking Ford vehicles. How misleading!!! The survey makes it seem like the fate of the world relies upon the divulging of your shopping habits, then turns into a greedy survey about Ford's performance. My fave is one for the AARP about Bushy's turning Social Security into private stocks. Once you have stated that you agree with his idea, you are slammed with a bunch of negative consequences of his doing so and "Would you still think that this was a good idea?" I didn't think surveys were supposed to change people's opinions, but rather find out their standing opinions in order to see where this country's beliefs lye. Such bullshit. We treat people like idiots. Do the companies who pay for these expensive ass surveys think people don't see through their blatant persuasive nature? We don't want your opinions, we want you to buy FORD. We don't care if you support Bush, he really is an idiot! We have the facts to prove it. Somebody pass me a needle so I can sew my lie spouting mouth closed....and get paid disability maybe...mwah.ha.