The Infinite Abyss of Shit

Haven't wrote anything for a while so I suppose tis time. I just woke up and I feel like I have a sunburn even though I don't. This is confusing me. I am infinitely questioning why people liked the movie Garden State so much. Did I miss something? This movie brings to mind a downward spiral. People like this bad movie so much I had to research why. Zach Braff comes off as an idiot in a particular article I discovered where he is discussing the way the "crazy, original" ideas popped into his little Scrubs brain. "Like totally, I was like yo let me combine Medieval Times restaraunt with a young high schooler sleeping with a mother." TOOO QUIRKY!! I swear on all that is holy, if Zach Braff receives an Oscar nomination for this P.O.S. and Charlie Kaufman does not get one for Eternal Sunshine I will have further reason to leave America for somewhere with a less rapidly declining culture. I do, however, think it is wonderful how our contempt for Ashley Simpson and her daddy made fake punk persona is bringing us together and allowing us to come together and collectively boo her off the Orange Bowl stage. Haven't seen this hilarious slap in the face? Why here is the link-http://www.unet.univie.ac.at/~a0405362/2005/01/ashlee.html I also started classes this week and have a 3 hour graduate class which is going to be quite difficult. I've never had to write one hundred pages of anything. I am scared that my procrastinating ways will lead me to fail. I can't let this laziness consume me this semester. I am no sloth Damn it. I wish I had a coach or something that lived with me who made me wake up and get to class and when i got home they would hold a gun to my head (unloaded, of course, but I wouldn't be aware of this fact) and squeeze the homework out of my brain. Then, after all was done, my friendly assistant would pack a fresh Gravity Bong for me. OOowahhhh. I should just hire a drug dealer for this position. They already have the drugs AND the gun! Brilliant! Well enough of this crap.......